Sunday 6 April 2014

Obscure Betting Offers.

The first weekend in late March or early April means only one thing in the racing world, The Grand National Steeple Chase at Aintree, sponsored this year by Crabbie’s. It got me thinking of how straight forward and uncomplicated betting used to be. My first punt, like most of us in the UK, was on the Grand National, 1986 to be precise. I spent most weekends at my grandparent’s house, helping my grandad choose his bets on Saturday morning. He sent my gran down the road with 4 pound notes for his bets and fags. He’d then sit in his chair and watch the racing all afternoon with me next to him.

As a way of teaching me an early lesson in the ills of gambling, my dad allowed me to bet my weekly 50p pocket-money on one of the horses and he’d stand the odds. I settled on West Tip (I loved the colour blue at the time) and it came in at about 8/1. My dad grudgingly forked over the cash as my grandad sat in his chair smirking.  Thanks Dad, lesson learned! That was betting back then. Just pick a horse and see if it wins or places.



How things change. Trawling through the betting markets on laptop, tablet and iPhone this morning, I was inundated with ways of parting with my money and reasons to do so. State of the art technology, on-line betting, mobile phone apps, instant score updates, in-play betting, on-line betting exchanges and easy access to internet betting accounts are just some of the advances since the days of West Tip. But it’s not just the technology or the channels available by which to place your bet that have changed. The markets are now as diverse as ever as bookies fight for a unique identity in the homogenised market of on-line gambling.

For example, forget the race itself, with at least two on-line bookmakers a punter can bet on who will be favourite (shortest odds) as the tape goes up, making it possible to win before the horses race. Customers can bet on the weather at ‘the off’ or which Liverpool footballers will be in attendance as well as other celebrity appearances. While the markets around horse-racing have developed along novelty lines, outside of the sporting markets it’s now possible to bet on just about anything in the public eye.

The latest from Paddy Power is a bet on how many pairs of breasts appear in Game of Thrones 4. One of the more macabre bets available is the next Irish county to experience the epicentre of an earthquake. Wicklow is currently the favourite at 3/1. Reassuringly for residents the safest place to be is obviously Tipperary at 100/1.



There’s a whole sector devoted to the royalists out there with odds available on the sex and name of Will & Kate’s second child, Harry’s wife and which university George attends. For the worshippers of planet celebrity, odds are available with Ladbrokes on Christmas No 1, when David Hasselhoff will pop the question and the day that Lord Sugar will pass a million Twitter followers.


This type of ‘speciality’ or ‘novelty’ bet is viewed as a bit of fun by most but it belies a stealthy and calculated approach by bookmakers to widen the net and drag in those who would never entertain the thought of getting involved with traditional betting markets. In the days of West Tip there seemed to be a polarised view on gambling in the UK. It was seen as either a bit of harmless fun or the road to ruin. However, the national de-stigmatisation of gambling - starting with the inception of the National Lottery - is nearly complete and the introduction of obscure betting offers and markets has, ironically, only popularised gambling further.